Basketball...

When I think of basketball, I think of gay men.
Not that I don't enjoy watching the sport itself...
It's just...the butt slapping that goes on, really gets to me. 
To me there just seems to be some sort of inuendo in the words "Pick and roll" or "Give and Go".
I mean who is the one who rolls and what is he picking? 
And really...boys just because your coach calls it "boxing out" doesn't make any different than "dropping it like it's hot."